Lamination station

Guillotines

GOD has two guillotines, which should live on (or near) the lamination station.

• To unlock the blade, pull the handle slightly toward you, then lift.
• Pay attention to the sharpied warning about the maximum number of sheets the guillotine can handle! One is more delicate than the other.
• Always lower and lock the blade when you leave the guillotine.

Laminators

Laminators are vital to the smooth functioning of (the) Empire. They're used for potions, wounds, area effects, toilet signs, and much more… and they're also persnickety and prone to indigestion.

• Always make sure they're warmed up before you start using them. Most of them have temperature indicator lights showing whether they're ready. They need to be powed on at least five minutes before you start laminating anything.

• Always feed pouches into the laminator closed end first. Don't force them — let the laminator pick them up.

• Always keep track of whether you're getting the same number of laminator pouches out as you've fed in. If in doubt, hit REVERSE (if available) or power the laminator down, then fetch somebody (preferably Erin) to perform emergency surgery.

Methuselah has a zone marked "DO NOT USE". Please do not feed laminating pouches into this zone.